when you make it to class just before the late bell rings
why do girls have fake pockets when guys can fit a laptop in theirs
when people are really rude and douchey and everyone still loves them
Those people who constantly reblog your stuff but you never really talk:
I don’t even have a computer.
Okay, we got 3,943,048 little sarcastic assholes on here.
I’m so fucking weird
I’m the nicest rude person you’ll ever meet.
I don’t give a fuck about anything but at the same time, I care about a lot.
I hate people but I want to be everyone’s friend.
I hate myself but I’m completely fabulous.
I need help.
“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”